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Zombies and Diets: Both eat your Brain

Seriously they do….

Zombies: Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All- Brain Diet

“Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all,” -Rossum

Diets: Why Diets Don’t Work: Starved Brain Cells Eat Themselves, Study Finds.

“When we don’t eat, hunger-inducing neurons in the brain start eating bits of themselves. The act of self-cannibalism turns up a hunger signal to prompt eating. “- Science Daily

Empirically proven: Diets are as dangerous as Zombies…..take that Atkins!

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